Awake
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Post by Awake on Dec 13, 2006 8:36:22 GMT -5
got the first two seasons of scrubs the other day, the janitor rocks ;D.
a few from The Office:
Dwight: Damnit, he put my stapler in jello again. Dwight: [Points to Michael] You can be a witness to this. Jim: [eating jello] How do you know it was me?
Dwight: I.D. badges are long overdue. Security in this office park is a joke. Last year, I came to work with my spud gun in a duffel bag. I sat at my desk all day, with a rifle that shoots potatoes at 60 pounds per square inch. Can you imagine if I was deranged?
Dwight: Your pencils are creating a health hazard. I could fall and pierce an organ.
Dwight: Someone forged medical information, and that's a felony. Jim: OK, Whoa, all right 'cause that's a pretty intense accusation. How do you know that they're fake? Dwight: Uh, Leprosy, Flesh Eating Bacteria, Hot Dog Fingers, Government Created Killer Nano Robot Infection...
Michael: This is our receptionist, Pam. If you think she's cute now, you should have seen her a couple years ago.
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Post by theinfiniteabyss84 on Dec 14, 2006 22:52:54 GMT -5
Dwight: Someone forged medical information, and that's a felony. Jim: OK, Whoa, all right 'cause that's a pretty intense accusation. How do you know that they're fake? Dwight: Uh, Leprosy, Flesh Eating Bacteria, Hot Dog Fingers, Government Created Killer Nano Robot Infection... Haha!! I love the episode! ;D Dwight: I could raise and lower my cholesterol Pam: Why would you raise your cholesterol? Dwight: So I could lower it ~ia
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Post by allen on Jan 13, 2007 18:14:54 GMT -5
Pretty much anything by George Costanza is right up there in my book, the one below my avatar is one of my favorites. As good as his quotes are though, my all time favorites have to come from WKRP in Cincinnati's famous thanksgiving episode.... The quotes alone don't do them justice, they need to be seen: youtube.com/watch?v=dwQvZ_82V30Les Nesman - "Oh the humanity!!!" and Mr. Carlson - "With god as my witness, I thought turkeys could fly"
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Post by lennythegiant on Jan 25, 2007 4:15:20 GMT -5
Here's a Futurama quote I always liked.
Zoidberg: So, he's not perfect. At least you won't be alone like ZOIIIIDDDDBERG *cries loudly*
Also from Battlestar Galactica:
"So life's a bitch? What do you want to do, cry about it?"-Starbuck
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Post by Hermit on Feb 17, 2007 8:29:11 GMT -5
Couple more Futurama bits..
Zapp: "Kif! I've just had sex! ... with a woman!" "inform the men"
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Leela: "Bender, what happened to you?"
Bender:"Morgan made me walk the professor." "There we were in the park, when suddenly some old lady says i stole her purse, i chucked the professor at her but she kept comin', so i had to hit her with this purse i found."
"Aah.. the point is it's Morgan's fault."
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Morgan: "Mr. Bender? about last night, that was just a misunderstanding.."
Bender: "Oh, you didn't understand?" "Well let me explain..." "You" *points at Frye* "were having sex with You!" *points at Morgan*
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Post by outgoingbutshy on Feb 26, 2010 13:53:16 GMT -5
From Mad Men which i just started watching so I don't know the character's names yet: guy in office (having just finished talking on telephone to his special lady) now talks to the 3 men who entered his office: (sighs) "what a great gal, I'll tell ya boys--she stole my heart!" one of the three men: "and her old man's LOADED (laughs sardonically)!" love it lol--very astute judge of human nature, lol . hee hee.
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pt88
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Post by pt88 on Mar 24, 2010 19:38:42 GMT -5
From Spectacular Spider-Man
Green Goblin - We all wear masks Spider-Man but which one is real? The one that hides your face or the one that is your face?
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Post by madiocre on Nov 14, 2010 8:07:27 GMT -5
Bazinga!!!
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angie
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*formerly shychica32*
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Post by angie on Dec 18, 2010 7:14:27 GMT -5
Supernatural: Castiel -- Assbutt!
Makes me laugh every time.
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Post by maineguy78 on Jan 25, 2012 22:40:04 GMT -5
There are so many great moments on Peep Show, but this is one of my favorites:
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Post by Sexy Spork #37 on Jan 26, 2012 5:34:53 GMT -5
'Beer: the cause of, and solution to, all of life's problems'.
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