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Post by Paulinus on Aug 1, 2006 17:19:13 GMT -5
Forget all your other trifling debates. This is the one true issue!
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Post by urbanspaceman on Aug 1, 2006 17:31:49 GMT -5
I believe the entity known as Phil Collins is a much undervalued figure in contemporary society.
His teachings have been spread far and wide across the globe, yet rarely taken seriously. His notions of groovy kinds of love, and indeed, S-S-Sudio, are revelatory assertions that could have profound repercussions on all religions and faiths, if only they were regarded as the prophetic words that they are, rather than the popular music of the antichrist himself.
It is little known that Phil's tears have healing properties, his favourite book is 'Genesis' (of course) and that he refers to his true father as 'the big guy upstairs'.
However, it has been confirmed by scientists wearing goggles that Phil's claim concerning 'two hearts, living in just one mind' is not only physically impossible, but complete bollocks.
Touche Paul, touche.
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Post by skyhint on Aug 1, 2006 17:47:38 GMT -5
I disagree!!!!!111!!1111112111121@1!#@2!#!1!!!!1
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Post by Sigh on Aug 1, 2006 17:48:09 GMT -5
Oh Phil, who art in thy recording studio,
Hallowed be thy bald head.
Thy kingdom drum.
Thy phill be done,
On the music channel as it is in Genesis.
Give us this day more of your wonderous music.
And forgive us for listening to the radio,
As we forgive those who say you can't sing (because they're ignorant).
And lead us not into other genres,
But deliver us from dance music.
For thine is the music,
and the lyrics,
and the vocals,
for ever and ever.
Amen.
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Post by Paulinus on Aug 1, 2006 17:54:07 GMT -5
However, it has been confirmed by scientists wearing goggles that Phil's claim concerning 'two hearts, living in just one mind' is not only physically impossible, but complete bollocks. your learned notions on the works of Phil is to be commended young Slinky but I'm afraid I must take issue on this one point. As the mighty Collins is the true son of God he is beyond the laws of simple physics. But I must commend you for following the word of Phil. That word of course being "Awesome"
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Post by urbanspaceman on Aug 1, 2006 18:08:56 GMT -5
I concur wholeheartedly sir Paul. Whilst I felt the need to report the findings of said speccy scientists, I felt it pertinent to leave it to the good folk of SU to make up their own minds by perusing the gospel of Phil at their leisure. 'And in the beginning, there was Genesis. Followed by several solo projects in between prophet-based duties and helping his dad run the family business.' As the mighty Collins is the true son of God he is beyond the laws of simple physics. As is his spiritual brother, Keanu Reeves.
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Post by Buzzz on Aug 1, 2006 18:10:27 GMT -5
Phil Collen is awesome.
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Post by Paulinus on Aug 1, 2006 18:18:25 GMT -5
As the mighty Collins is the true son of God he is beyond the laws of simple physics. As is his spiritual brother, Keanu Reeves. Ah yes due to unbelievers of Collins part of that film was cut. In it Keanu prays to the great Phil to help propel the bus to safety. In fact if you pause it at the crucial moment you can just get a glimpse of Phil Collins under the exhaust.
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Post by Paulinus on Aug 1, 2006 18:42:57 GMT -5
Phil Collen is awesome. Seamlessly fixed your pic for you
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Post by Buzzz on Aug 1, 2006 19:04:24 GMT -5
WHERE IS YOUR GOD NOW???//
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Post by skyhint on Aug 1, 2006 19:23:04 GMT -5
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Post by Paulinus on Aug 2, 2006 7:45:28 GMT -5
WHERE IS YOUR GOD NOW???// ALL HAIL PHIL!!!
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Post by Samantha on Aug 2, 2006 9:02:20 GMT -5
I knew there was something in the air.... P.s. I also knew I was forgetting something but couldn't figure out what!
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Post by Samantha on Aug 2, 2006 11:48:02 GMT -5
As is Phil Colon!
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Post by urbanspaceman on Aug 2, 2006 15:37:36 GMT -5
WHERE IS YOUR GOD NOW???// Is it just me or does that pic look like the all powerful Phil is resting his head on a giant fluffy egg? No I haven't had my medication yet.
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