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Post by Knox on Sept 2, 2013 17:41:32 GMT -5
I just want a girl to sit in silence with me while avoiding eye contact... Is that so much to ask for?  |
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Post by Sexy Spork #37 on Sept 2, 2013 18:21:26 GMT -5
Not at all. I had many days in college surrounded by girls asking me questions. Jeez, it was such a trying time. I just wanted to do my sewing with my headphones in listening to Trivium and instead I was getting 20 questions twice a minute. Which I guess is forty questions.
I used to know a girl who said girls found me interesting because I was quiet. Originally, I thought, "Oh, how lovely, all this attention for little old me". It turned into, "I CAN'T HEAR 'PULL HARDER' WITH ALL YOUR JABBERING!" Can't we just sit in silence?
Aye, it can be a tough life.
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Post by Stranger on Sept 2, 2013 22:30:39 GMT -5
Not at all. I had many days in college surrounded by girls asking me questions. Jeez, it was such a trying time. I just wanted to do my sewing with my headphones in listening to Trivium and instead I was getting 20 questions twice a minute. Which I guess is forty questions. I used to know a girl who said girls found me interesting because I was quiet. Originally, I thought, "Oh, how lovely, all this attention for little old me". It turned into, "I CAN'T HEAR 'PULL HARDER' WITH ALL YOUR JABBERING!" Can't we just sit in silence? Aye, it can be a tough life. Damn, life must've been so difficult, what with all those college girls crowding around you to get an inch closer to your quiet, interesting personality. Who do they think they are? Violating your silence with their chattery presence... |
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Post by Sexy Spork #37 on Sept 3, 2013 4:08:23 GMT -5
I know, I know, but I'm Italian, I mean, women naturally find us unbelievably alluring. It's a real burden, but what can you do? You can only play with the cards your dealt.
Honestly, it really is such a hard life for little old me...
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Post by crimeclub on Nov 8, 2013 12:43:38 GMT -5
I just want a girl to sit in silence with me while avoiding eye contact... Is that so much to ask for? Best post ever. haha This is pretty much exactly how my ex and I got together, she and I met through a mutual friend and we all three started hanging out and one day I jokingly said "I just want a girl who's fine with doing absolutely nothing with me all the time." and she just said "Ok." So we dated for almost 3 years, turns out the desire to be introverted homebodies isn't enough to make a relationship work haha, but it was the most casual start to a relationship I've ever heard of. |
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Post by Knox on Nov 8, 2013 13:41:11 GMT -5
I just want a girl to sit in silence with me while avoiding eye contact... Is that so much to ask for? Best post ever. haha This is pretty much exactly how my ex and I got together, she and I met through a mutual friend and we all three started hanging out and one day I jokingly said "I just want a girl who's fine with doing absolutely nothing with me all the time." and she just said "Ok." So we dated for almost 3 years, turns out the desire to be introverted homebodies isn't enough to make a relationship work haha, but it was the most casual start to a relationship I've ever heard of. Good to know... lol |
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Post by Slinky on Nov 20, 2013 15:45:02 GMT -5
I'll put on a dress and a blonde wig? I mean, if that would help...
And by help, I of course mean give you a gentle shove into tormented horror through being mentally scarred for life.
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Post by Sexy Spork #37 on Nov 20, 2013 16:33:38 GMT -5
It'd help me...  |
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Post by Slinky on Nov 20, 2013 16:39:45 GMT -5
I know it would you kinky devil  But that was a one time thing, and only because it was a wet Wednesday night and we were both lonely. Hang on....*looks outside* I'll grab my coat and stilettos and see you in the usual place. Outside Captain Haddock's Fish & Chip Emporium on the high street. And if you don't have a bag of chips and a deep-fried sausage waiting for me there'll be trouble. |
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Post by Sexy Spork #37 on Nov 21, 2013 10:43:40 GMT -5
As long as you remember to bring the pineapple this time... |
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Post by Slinky on Dec 29, 2013 17:30:30 GMT -5
*looks longingly at Peter Pineapple*
A forbidden fruit for a forbidden love...
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Post by Sexy Spork #37 on Dec 29, 2013 17:59:17 GMT -5
Peter! Who's Peter? What happened to Daniel?
You either ate him or... or... You've got a new pineapple.
*cries*
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