I think some women would go for him. He loves Christmas and the gals really seem to love that too. Christmas really seems to bring out the love in the room. I don't know about the Modern art thing, though.
Personally, I don't like modern art either because it gives me a headache looking at it.
Cluelessness is a higher state of being; It takes a lot of thought to get here.
Niles Crane: "You think I'm pretentious?" Daphne: "You'd eat a worm if I gave it a French name!"
"Norm!! How's life treating you Norm?" "Like he caught me in his bed with his wife, so poor me a beer."