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Post by Sexy Spork #37 on Jul 4, 2014 8:03:11 GMT -5
For 50 % you are: Green - You enjoy being outside and love nature. You are very creative and down to earth, and love to explore. You are most likely to hang around with people who have yellow auras, who can help cheer you up and introduce you to new people.
I got 0% for yellow.
Hmm...
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Post by Grayback on Jul 4, 2014 13:38:52 GMT -5
This one I chose especially for you Sexy Spork for it will finally let us know what kind of kitchen utensil you really are ! For 40 % you are: You are a SPOON! You're kind and sweet. Everyone wants to be with you because you're a softy. The problem is, you're too easy to use. You don't want to hurt anyone, and that can be a problem sometimes. Be assertive, and you'll go places!
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Post by Sexy Spork #37 on Jul 4, 2014 17:38:28 GMT -5
40% spoon.
Oh, damn.
Sexy Spoon it is, then.
If the 'what number you are' shows up as anything other than 37, it'll be an utter disaster...
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Post by Outcast on Jul 4, 2014 18:02:58 GMT -5
Color aura: 40% Blue, 30% Green, 30% Yellow, 0% Red.
Utensil: 60% Spoon
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Post by marle on Jul 4, 2014 19:35:03 GMT -5
Results:
Oh lord... the person writing the test probably lumps introverts with serial killers. I think the scariest answer I gave was that if I were an animal I'd be a bat.
I did like the juxtaposition of these two choices...
:-O
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Post by Karen on Jul 5, 2014 5:24:04 GMT -5
I got 50% spoon!
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Post by Grayback on Jul 5, 2014 13:59:03 GMT -5
Oh lord... the person writing the test probably lumps introverts with serial killers. I think the scariest answer I gave was that if I were an animal I'd be a bat. Yeah, that's kind of insulting, I'm sorry Marle. This is the main problem with this particular website, it has a lot of tests but most of them are really mediocre since they're submitted by random users. Alright, this next one should be more serious although I have the feeling someone already shared it before ( I can't remember for sure though but if it turns out to be the case, I apologize in advance ) : Personality Disorder TestWow, the results are actually quite accurate, it's pretty scary to see how much in fact .
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Post by Sexy Spork #37 on Jul 5, 2014 15:36:40 GMT -5
I don't know anything about this stuff, but I was rather offended.
76% | Schizoid 63% | Avoidant 59% | Obsessive-Compulsive 54% | Dependent 50% | Paranoid 44% | Antisocial 30% | Borderline 25% | Histrionic 13% | Narcissistic 10% | Schizotypal
Top three:
Schizoid Personality Disorder - individual generally detached from social relationships, and shows a narrow range of emotional expression in various social settings; emotional zombies who stopped feeling due to trauma(s) and/or can't feel due to organic depression
- Agree with the first part, but 'emotional zombie' is balls. I have no trauma and I am not depressed. Epic fail on the test's part. I have emotions. I just can't show them, but the test has probably misconstrued that as not having any. Utter tosh.
Avoidant Personality Disorder - individual is socially inhibited, feels inadequate, and is oversensitive to criticism. Core issue is an inability to resolve their codependent need for connection with their codependent fear of rejection and/or discomfort/anxiety around others.
- All balls, again. Not a single bit true.
Obsessive-Compulsive Personality Disorder - individual is preoccupied with orderliness, perfectionism, and control at the expense of flexibility, openness, and efficiency. Core issue is mental and behavioral rigidity/inflexibility.
- Well, I am, but the test makes it out to be wrong when there's nothing wrong with it.
This test demonstrates perfectly why all psychology and psychiatry is complete nonsense. It's just psychobabble head mush. The only reason anyone claims it works is because it's a placebo. And the only the reason think they know what they're talking about is like mind-reading, they use tells and intelligence. Fair enough if it makes you feel better, but it clearly is nonsense. As I have demonstrated perfectly above.
Clearly written by somebody who knows nothing about anything.
If it's wrong for so much as one person, the system is clearly flawed.
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Post by marle on Jul 5, 2014 15:37:49 GMT -5
Yeah, that's kind of insulting, I'm sorry Marle. This is the main problem with this particular website, it has a lot of tests but most of them are really mediocre since they're submitted by random users. I don't really feel personally offended. The result was kind of funny, but it just makes me roll my eyes at the same time.
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Post by Grayback on Jul 6, 2014 2:39:53 GMT -5
This test demonstrates perfectly why all psychology and psychiatry is complete nonsense. It's just psychobabble head mush. The only reason anyone claims it works is because it's a placebo. And the only the reason think they know what they're talking about is like mind-reading, they use tells and intelligence. Fair enough if it makes you feel better, but it clearly is nonsense. As I have demonstrated perfectly above. Clearly written by somebody who knows nothing about anything. If it's wrong for so much as one person, the system is clearly flawed. While I can definitely see your point, I don't entirely agree with you Sexy Spork. However I do apologize if the test has offended you, that was not my intention obviously. I have to say that for me at least it seemed relatively accurate, especially the top three : Avoidant, Dependent and Schizoid. But I suppose as with all these tests, you should take the results with a grain of salt, they are very far from a perfect science, which is pretty much how I feel about Psychology in general. It can definitely be useful but just don't expect too much from it...
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Post by Sexy Spork #37 on Jul 6, 2014 6:20:54 GMT -5
It wasn't your fault... It's just these people claiming to be right all the time. Fair enough if it gives people what they want, but when they are incredibly arrogant, it's irritating. 'I am not these things'. 'Well, that means you're in denial'. 'No, it means you're wrong'. 'I think you'll find we're never wrong'. 'No, you are'. 'Hmm, classic behaviour - it's to be expected of your kind'. It just makes me want to go... ARRRRRRRRRGH! It's like try'na reason with a two-year-old. They do a good job of convincing you there is something wrong with you. People who go to them are afraid and they play on the fear to convince you you're not well. It's not always the case. They're as bad as homeopaths...
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Post by Grayback on Jul 7, 2014 13:32:25 GMT -5
Alright then, it's time for the next test I suppose. Perhaps something random with a bit of nonsense sprinkled on top of it : Fantastic Test with an Amazing TitleFor 58 % you are : Well...You're a pretty intelligent, logical, practical person. You're also normal, not at all weird, and usually make wise decisions. That's all good, but we need some personality here, some wild craziness! But, I guess we also need some regular people in the world too. Good luck dealing with the rest of us !
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Post by Sexy Spork #37 on Jul 7, 2014 14:18:14 GMT -5
For 50 % you are: Well...You're a pretty intelligent, logical, practical person. You're also normal, not at all weird, and usually make wise decisions. That's all good, but we need some personality here, some wild craziness! But, I guess we also need some regular people in the world too. Good luck dealing with the rest of us!
I can be crazy. I wore odd socks yesterday. Woo.
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Post by Grayback on Jul 9, 2014 12:44:15 GMT -5
Have you ever wondered if you could be a hero ? Wonder no more dear reader for this test shall answer all of your questions and more or perhaps none at all. Look, just do the test, what have you got to lose ? You're a GOOD GUY! Congratulations! You're one of the good guys. Although you may look like everyone else, you're the kind of person who can be counted on in a jam. You've probably got a close and loyal set of friends. You probably haven't thought about what you'd do in an emergency, but you'd most likely do the right thing. Good job.
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Post by Sexy Spork #37 on Jul 9, 2014 16:24:00 GMT -5
You're an EVERYMAN! Hero? You? Probably doesn't appeal to you. You probably are content to watch heroes on the screen rather than save the world yourself. You do things your own way and have no desire to go out and fight for anything, leaving that 'hero' stuff to the boy scouts.
Oh.
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