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Post by Sexy Spork #37 on Jan 8, 2012 7:57:36 GMT -5
I see 'bollock' and can't help but hear Sandra Bollocks.
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Post by Sexy Spork #37 on Jan 8, 2012 14:18:34 GMT -5
To get this thread back on track:
"I'm not normally a praying man, but if you're up there, save me Superman".
~ Homer Simpson.
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Post by Sexy Spork #37 on Mar 3, 2012 17:32:31 GMT -5
Here're some more Simpsons quotes I like (they should make you chuckle):
"And if elected mayor of our small community, I'll determine once and for all how far we can go without being gay".
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"If only these walls could talk - people would pay to come to see my amazing talking walls..."
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Post by marle on Apr 1, 2012 10:57:32 GMT -5
"Every individual has a place to fill in the world and is important in some respect, whether he chooses to be so or not."
― Nathaniel Hawthorne
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Post by marle on Apr 15, 2012 17:16:02 GMT -5
"If the stars should appear but one night every thousand years how man would marvel and stare."
"Everything in Nature contains all the powers of Nature. Everything is made of one hidden stuff."
"Let us be silent, that we may hear the whispers of the gods."
"I hate quotations. Tell me what you know."
― Ralph Waldo Emerson
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Post by Sexy Spork #37 on May 16, 2012 13:52:32 GMT -5
"Everyone can remember how they lost their virginity, it's just one of those things. Like everyone can remember where they were when Cliff Richard was shot".
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Post by Sexy Spork #37 on May 17, 2012 19:17:51 GMT -5
"I never thought it would end this way. Gunned down by Santa Claus".
Sorry, all my quotes are a tad morbid. Funny, though.
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Post by ura on May 18, 2012 7:19:31 GMT -5
"Like a midget at a urinal, I was going to have to stay on my toes"
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Post by Karen on May 18, 2012 8:24:18 GMT -5
^ I like that one
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Post by Owen on May 19, 2012 7:27:22 GMT -5
I'm noticing a distinct lack of quotes from the greatest thinker of our time!
“You never see an old man eatin' a twix, weird innit?”
"You won't get anything done by planning"
"I was trying to use me eyes even though I had them shut"
"One day you'll be able to wake up, and eat a yoghurt you can have a chat with"
- Karl Pilkington
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Post by ura on May 19, 2012 8:38:42 GMT -5
^ I like that one It's from a naked gun film, I'm not sure which one.
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Post by urbanspaceman on May 20, 2012 13:46:06 GMT -5
'Be excellent to each other'
- Abraham Lincoln
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Post by Owen on May 21, 2012 10:50:28 GMT -5
I have a feeling I might have posted these before somewhere,
"I know I believe in nothing but it is my nothing"
"I've been too honest with myself I should have lied like everybody else"
Faster - Manic Street Preachers
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Post by Sexy Spork #37 on May 22, 2012 17:00:26 GMT -5
"So... let me get this straight. You want to fly on a magic carpet to see the king of the potato people and you're telling me your completely sane?"
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Post by strawberrysweetie on Jun 10, 2012 22:53:55 GMT -5
I'm noticing a distinct lack of quotes from the greatest thinker of our time! “You never see an old man eatin' a twix, weird innit?” "You won't get anything done by planning" "I was trying to use me eyes even though I had them shut" "One day you'll be able to wake up, and eat a yoghurt you can have a chat with" - Karl Pilkington oh, the wisdom of the great Pilkington... Love him. ---------- "Sometimes even the right is wrong." - from a Coldplay song
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