Post by theinfiniteabyss84 on Jul 7, 2006 22:31:37 GMT -5
Kramer: "Look at her. This is a lonely woman looking for companionship. A spinster... Maybe a virgin. Maybe she got hurt a long time ago. She's a schoolgirl, there was a boy, it didn't work out. So now she needs a little tenderness. She needs a little understanding. Needs a little Kramer."
Jerry: "Then she'll need a little shot of penicillin."
Kramer: "You know if the pig man had a car, he would give you a ride."
Jerry: You wouldn't it broccoli even if it was deep fried in chocolate. Newman: What? I love broccoli. Jerry: Oh yeah? Taste. [Newman tastes the broccoli and spits it up] Newman: Vile weed.
Kramer: "Yeah. Assman, Jerry. I'm Cosmo Kramer, the Assman!"
I forget where I read this one: "you know you're having a bad day when your phone bill arrives in a box instead of an envelope".
Having a phone bill with more pages than the phone book would be a worry.
Probably means you have living teenagers in the house.
It means either you need to stop spending so much time on the phone, or else have law enforcement do something about whoever's been hijacking your phone line!
I thought of another quote... something Mahatma Gandhi said, when someone asked him what he thought of Western civilization. Gandhi's reply: "I think it would be a great idea". And here we thought he was nothing more than a little bald guy who helped India gain its independence...