Alright this is my collection of random, outragous, funny and useful quotes. They come from varity of places, from chat rooms, smallville and youtube comments to imdb.com. There's quite a few from Hilton, a cool guy from Brazil. Enjoy
-"It ain't as bad as you think. It will look better in the morning." ~Colin Powell
-[real error message, from Yahoo Messenger] error: you cannot ignore yourself
-khayav (1 hour ago)
The day before Valentines day I went to stand at a traffic intersection holding a cardboard that read the following: "High Maintenance Girlfriend, please donate. Valentine's Day Tomorrow." I made some money and I bought her flowers with the money. She still doesn't know. It was fun.
-[on roles she's been offered since Whale Rider] "They're all really sexual roles or they all think that I'm still 11. They send me scripts and I say that I'm too young or not old enough and they're like, 'Well just come in and see us.' And so I go in and they're like, 'Oh, you've got tall and you've got hips and you've got boobs.' And I'm like, 'Yeah. That's what happens.'
-Hilton says:
"there i go with my punishment
there i go with my condenment
to run is my destiny
to break the law
lost in the heart of the great babylon
they call me "clandestino"
cause i didn't bring papers"
Matjaž says:
lol
Hilton says:
"to a city in the north
i went to work
i left my life between ceuta and gibraltar
i am a tailfish in the sea
a ghost in the city
my life goes forbidden
so says the authority"
Hilton says:
then the chorus, one of the best parts
Hilton says:
"mano negra... clandestino!
argelino... clandestino!
mexicano... clandestino!
marijuana... illegal!"
Hilton says:
lol
Hilton says:
manu chao has some great songs, but they're mostly in spanish
"Nobody ever loses the ability to dream,..just the courage to follow them." ~ Randy Conley Joseph Thomas
<chuff> kazz said i was singing in my sleep last night
<tom> erm.. confusing id say
<Drencrom> lol
<chuff> football chants then started talking
<anonee> lol
-"Throw your heart over the bar and your body will follow" ~Norman Vincent Peale
-Hilton says:
i once stared a girl and she smiled briefly and blushed. most beautiful moment of my existence
-"Take the first step in faith. You don't have to see the whole staircase, just take the first step." ~ Martin Luther King, Jr
-Hilton says:
"it's better to think positive than have a 7 feet tall black man fucking up your arse"
-If it comes from the heart it touches the hearts of people. (A Persian proverb )
-Hilton says:
my grandmother looks like a radio announcer when she sleeps
<Drencrom> Happy Birthday Ren! Another year closer to the grave
-"south american stealing from south american. write that down!" Luiz Felipe Scolari yelling at the referee
-"If you're going to pursue revenge, you'd better dig two graves." Chinese proverb
-patty62080
4 weeks ago
I'm not impressed by overly endowed guys, because I don't want to feel like I've given birth after having sex. I broke up with my last boyfriend, because he was just too large. He needed a horse; not a woman.
-An individual’s consciousness is determined by the principles to which one is committed. To maintain progress in consciousness, there can be no wavering from principle, or the individual will fall back to a lower level. Once a principle is breached, its mutated form propagates like cancer
-gandalf117 (1 hour ago)
+1
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all the players of Segivlla in pink gay attire! They probably felt embarassed to play wearing that and eventually lost..
-Chloe (606 10min) I've dealth with the Luthors before and the kind of ball they play is very, very hard
-Lois (613 14min) driving a tractor is your signiture move
-"professional victims" Ann Coulter on 911 widows
<Chastity-Jimbo> Im not awesome, Im a pathetic little lip virgin called jimmy
-Lex Luthor:"You seem like a simple guy Paul. I'd hate for your life to get complicated"
<Drencrom>Life is a lol-fest
-"Now days 80% of women are against marriage. Why? Because women have realized it's not worth buying an entire Pig, just to get a little sausage"
-"Hug your fear"
<drifty> i was watching the video footage of my nephew's party on the tv today with my mum yeah
<blue> ocean 11 is basically all the brat pack then?
<drifty> at the end it cut to a scene of me naked on the floor surrounded by beer cans and a knife in my hand
<drifty> i just said 'oh dear'
<chuff_away> did u know fo every person who tried to commit suicide by jumping off a buliding and survived each one siad they wish they hadnt jumped half way down