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Post by Paulinus on Sept 11, 2005 18:27:43 GMT -5
If your bored this site is so funny www.4q.cc/vin/Just refresh the page to get more 'facts' lol ;D |
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Post by urbanspaceman on Sept 12, 2005 5:25:06 GMT -5
'Vin Diesel killed Optimus Prime because he wanted to wear the Matrix round his neck, similar to Flavor Flav's clock.'
Very random, but very funny. ;D
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Post by Naptaq on Sept 14, 2005 17:33:35 GMT -5
This one time at band camp, Vin Diesel ate some girl's flute. lol  |
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Post by theinfiniteabyss84 on Sept 14, 2005 17:50:31 GMT -5
That site is sooo addicting!!
"Vin Diesel can eat a VHS tape and excrete a DVD."
"Vin Diesel is in fact his own grandpa."
"One day, Vin Diesel will stumble onto this webpage and read every single entry. Upon completion, the universe will cease to exist."
"Vin Diesel ripped out of all Charlie Brown's hair but left a single strand to remind him one day he'd come back to eat him."
Best. Site. Ever.
~I.A. ;D
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Post by Sigh on Sept 14, 2005 18:17:54 GMT -5
This one time at band camp, Vin Diesel ate some girl's flute. lol Hahahaha brilliant! ;D |
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Post by Paulinus on Sept 14, 2005 18:26:21 GMT -5
"Vin Diesel's middle name is "Guess". This has confused a majority of the people who ask him what his middle name is."
"Vin Diesel loves the smell of napalm in the morning. Especially on his Cheerios."
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Post by Naptaq on Sept 14, 2005 19:00:10 GMT -5
Vin Diesel once stayed up all night playing poker with tarot cards. He got a full house and eight people died.
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Post by Sigh on Sept 14, 2005 19:29:29 GMT -5
"Vin Diesel once challenged world record holder Kobayashi to a 12 minute hot dog eating contest. Results: Kobayashi ate 58 complete hot dogs and buns. Diesel ate 112 complete hot dogs and buns and one Kobayashi."
"Vin Diesels pubic hair is made of depleted uranium."
"Vin Diesel once built a stairway to heaven, but had it destroyed in favour of an elevator."
"Vin Diesel cannot be killed by man of woman born."
and finally....
Vin Diesels Top Ten Responses to the Question "Do You Like This Sweater?"
* 10. "It kind of binds me around the pectoral area"
* 9. "I guess"
* 8. "Is that Snoopy? Are you kidding me? Snoopy?"
* 7. "I'm allergic to mohair."
* 6. "I will gut you like a fucking FISH!"
* 5. "Too stripey!"
* 4. "Nyet, Comrade."
* 3. "I am totally going to buy this sweater."
* 2. "I think there's gum on the back."
* 1. "I only wear crew-necks, sorry."
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Post by Scotty on Sept 16, 2005 0:12:33 GMT -5
Whenever Vin Diesel kicks someone's ass, Microsoft Windows crashes. The year in which Windows ME came out was an especially angry year for Vin.
If Vin Diesel were to stare directly at the sun, the sun would get scared and go to a different part of the galaxy.
Vin Diesel spelled backward and upside down is the actual name of God. If uttered aloud, it would undo the very fabric of reality.
Vin Diesel once was in a maze that he couldn't get out of, so he flooded the earth to swim out. God was angry so He invented Saved by the Bell: The College Years.
Vin Diesel spelled backwards is Vin Diesel. If you get Leseid Niv, you did it wrong.
Vin Diesel discovered the Question to Life, the Universe and Everything one morning while sitting in the bathtub, but elected not to reveal it so as not to ruin the suspense for Douglas Adams fans.
Even Vin Diesel didn't like Pitch Black.
When told there was a random fact site about him, Vin Diesel smiled, laughed a bit, then ascended into the sky, kinda like Jesus but better
Vin Diesel was supposed to be the seventh Friend, but he's not into orgies that small.
The video for "Take On Me" by A-ha was in fact drawn by Vin Diesel in real time. He got through 5,693 pencils, and several of his replaceable arms.
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Post by Naptaq on Sept 16, 2005 8:59:02 GMT -5
When vacationing in Spain, Vin Diesel participated in the running of the bulls. Afterwards, he was asked never to return, having personally trampled and gored all the other runners.
Every time Vin Diesel kills god, a kitten masturbates.
Vin Diesel is the only human being capable of skiing through a revolving door.
The Thinking Man stature is actually based on what Vin Diesel looks like when he is sitting on the toilet.
Vin Diesel once beat Super Mario Bros 3 without even touching his Nintendo controller. He just yelled at his TV in between bites of his "Filet of Child" sandwich, and the game beat itself out of fear.
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Post by gSteve on Sept 16, 2005 12:23:22 GMT -5
Vin Diesel was heavily into analogous at one time, but gave it up after finding there was too much brown nosing in the scene
Vin Diesel has had exactly one homosexual encounter, due to a lost bet he had with with Dave Chappelle on the winner of the 1972 World Series. When it was pointed out that the 1972 World Series had already ocurred, and thus it was stupid to bet on it, Vin Diesel went on a violent rampage that ended with thirteen supernovas, seventy-two earthquakes, one junior high school bake sale, and the violation of Will Smith's rear. It is reported to have been the best sex either of them has ever had, but Vin will still not return Will Smith's calls.
Vin Diesel can reproduce asexually, by mitosis.
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