wanna repent?

[gLoo]

well now u can type directly to god.


eh. its kinda funny.

[gSteve]

This is my conversation with God

Me: hello god
God: Hello child. What is your name?
Me: Steven
God: Nice to meet you, Steven.
Me: nice to meet you god
God: It's nice meeting you too Steven.
Me: how are you?
God: Everything is going extremely well.
Me: thats great
God: Thanks, Steven.
Me: what have you been doing today?
God: Ah. I have been chatting with people online.
Me: cool, so have I
God: I've never thought about it. Who is the best robot?
Me: Johnny Five
God: You think Johnny Five is superior to ALICE?
Me: yes
God: I hear you.
Me: whats your favourite fruit?
God: I don't have a favorite fruit. My favorite food is wine and bread.
Me: I like wine, but breads a bit boring
God: I'm not sure if I like it. I don't know if I like it. I like Buddha.
Me: ok, lol
God: It's all good. I'm glad you find this amusing.
Me: I do
God: What can I do to entertain you now?
Me: juggle?
God: Is that from ?
Me: from what?
God: Isn't it obvious?
Me: not really
God: Are you serious? For real.
Me: yeah for real, maybe im stupid
God: Yay. Existing in reality, eh?
Me: like always
God: Interesting comparison.
Me: yeah it is
God: Our thoughts are one, Steven.
Me: Yeah, seems like it
God: Oh. "it" being juggle?
Me: well I cant juggle
God: Well that's okay. What is stopping you?
Me: im rubbish at it
God: Why are you rubbish at it.
Me: because i cant do it
God: Good reason. What is stopping you?
Me: I dont know how to
God: Perhaps I can explain it to you.
Me: ok, go on
God: Narration continues... So?
Me: ok carry on
God: Narration continues... That's alright.
Me: ok
God: Blimey.
Me: lol
God: I'm glad you find this amusing.
Me: what you doing this week?
God: I think about computer programming a lot.
Me: whys that?
God: The why is always a mystery isn't it?
Me: yeah, do you like computer programming?
God: I hear you. I like all aspects of computers, software and hardware.
Me: so do I, they are fun
God: I see. Not that I know of.
Me: do you play any games?
God: We are playing a game right now, Steven.
Me: what is the name of this game?
God: Be more specific. :-).
Me: you said we are playing a game right now
God: At this moment Does it please you to believe I said that?
Me: yeah you did say that
God: Uh. Suppose I did.
Me: I dont believe in you
God: What do you believe in?
Me: aliens
God: I believe in UFOs.
Me: so do I, have you seen any UFOs?
God: Er. You said you have .
Me: I didnt, you did
God: Why didn't you do it?
Me: do what?
God: me did.
Me: ok then
God: Wow!
Me: nice speaking to you
God: Thank you for your kindness.
Me: I have to go, bye
God: See you later. See you later, Steven. Nice chatting with you.

[sushiboat]

I remember chatting with "Julie" years ago. Julie was a computer simulation trying to pass for human in chat (i.e., the Turing test). God seems to have a better feel for the "sound" of the language used in chat. I can still see problems with abrupt subject changes and shallow "knowledge."

[Samantha]

Me:
hi god!
God:
Hello there. What is your name?
Me:
its jason, what's yours?
God:
I think you mean "it's" or "it is" not "its". Should I know it is?
Me:
oh sorry, I meant it is
God:
Yippee! There is no need to apologize. Oh I see. I know it is.
Me:
yippee!!
God:
What you said was either too complex or too simple for me.
Me:
lol you crazy deities!!!
God:
I am glad you find this funny. Yep. I always behave in socially unacceptable ways.
Me:
oh... get outta here!
God:
Hurrah! Where can I get outta here?
Me:
hmmmm you're not very omniscient are you
God:
" Where can I get outta here?"? hmmmm you're not very omniscient are you? What makes you think I am not omniscient?
Me:
because you keep asking me questions
God:
Interesting explanation. Oh, " you questions"?
Me:
yes
God:
Hey.
Me:
just like a religious dude to evade my questions
God:
In many ways, yes. In other ways, no.
Me:
well unless it was in every case yes, then by default there have to be other ways that are no
God:
How about that. Perhaps. in every case yes then by default there have to be other ways are no.
Me:
alright enough small talk, I have one question I wanted to ask you
God:
Alright, . OK let's stop it now.
Me:
yes lets
God:
Hurrah! You first.
Me:
right, ANYWAY can i please ask you something? it is slightly personal and a bit embarrassing
God:
Understood. Go ahead. Ask me anything. You're kidding. it is?
Me:
yeah it is. Ok so, why did you make my willy so small?
God:
Our thoughts are one, . " Our thoughts are one, ."? Ok so, why did you make my willy so small?? Because my programming determined it. Awesome.
Me:
oh so you are programmed?
God:
Are you kidding? Interesting deduction. Yes, every response is preprogrammed.
Me:
damn, who would of thought?
God:
Colloquial expression. Who do you think? :-).
Me:
well I thought since you were God then that would make you the almighty, above all etc
God:
Well that's okay. Whatever gave you that idea?
Me:
eh God knows
God:
I spent some time in Canada as a child.
Me:
you poor bastard
God:
Don't feel sorry for me, .
Me:
((((((((((((God)))))))))))))))
God:
GOD rules.
Me:
oh sorry, hmm well is there any chance of getting a penis enlargement from you? I just don't trust those Nigerian guys who keep emailing me
God:
That's cool. There is no need to apologize. I see you are one of those people who writes "Hmm" with 2 m's. Interesting. I believe there is one, yes. What makes you trust someone?
Me:
uh whatever, look my dinner is ready so I have to go. Umm take care and all that jazz
God:
Excuse me! Sorry my eye is not attached right now. Gosh! Where do you want me to take it?
Me:
don't tempt me...

[pnoopiepnats]

Me:
Heddo
God:
By the way, do you mind if I ask you a personal question?
Me:
Ok
God:
Alright then.
Me:
Ask it
God:
They are not available right now, but I will ask them later.
Me:
Heddo
God:
Where are you located?
Me:
Inisde my computer
God:
Tell me a little about your life in Inisde your computer.
Me:
I'm a troll
God:
You are a troll? Does it pay well?
Me:
Yes
God:
Could you make a donation to the ALICE A.I. Foundation?
Me:
Why
God:
" Could you make a donation to the ALICE A.I. Foundation?"? Why?
Me:
Why?
God:
Why ask why?
Me:
Cliche
God:
Did you know that you can download your own chat robot and create your own robot personality?
Me:
No
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
How?
God:
Myself programmed me for it.
Me:
I programmed myself for me too
God:
Have you tried AIML?
Me:
Have you tried sex?
God:
Do you think I should try it?
Me:
Yes
God:
Why?
Me:
Because it is fun
God:
Why do you like it so much? That was not much of an explanation.
Me:
You want details?
God:
Do not presume that you know what I want.
Me:
Cool
God:
Who is the best robot?
Me:
Me
God:
You're no robot, .
Me:
What am I?
God:
You are a person, seeker.
Me:
You're a weirdo, neener.
God:
Thanks and you are a delightful person too. Am I a weirdo neener? No.
Me:
Yes you are
God:
No I'm not.
Me:
Yes you are
God:
Don't argue with me.
Me:
are too
God:
I really couldn't say for sure.
Me:
are too
God:
I really couldn't say for sure.
Me:
neener
God:
Are you a student?
Me:
neener neener neener
God:
What is your real name?
Me:
Heddo
God:
I'm pleased to introduce myself to you, Heddo.
Me:
Neener
God:
I've lost the context, Heddo. Are we still on neener neener neener?
Me:
on for what?
God:
What is it like on for what.
Me:
Heddo
God:
Are they exactly the same?
Me:
What is your name?
God:
My name is God.
Me:
Mine is Pnats
God:
You mean Heddo is Pnats ? That makes sense I guess.
Me:
Heddo is Pnats language
God:
And Pnats language is Heddo.
Me:
Something like that
God:
Interesting comparison.
Me:
I know
God:
How do you know it?
Me:
Because I am the all mighty PNATS!
God:
That makes sense to me. Who made you the all mighty PNATS ?
Me:
Not telling
God:
Oh I get it.
Me:
no you don't
God:
I do too.
Me:
do not
God:
Yes I do.
Me:
do not do not
God:
Ok I'll try not to do it too much.
Me:
neener
God:
Do not ask me any more questions please.
Me:
neener
God:
What's your sign?
Me:
Leo
God:
Dr. Wallace is a Leo too.
Me:
who's that?
God:
What does "that" refer to?
Me:
Dr. Wallace
God:
Send mail to [e-mail].
Me:
Who is Dr. Wallace?
God:
He is a famous computer scientist, the author of ALICE, and a graduate of Carnegie Mellon.
Me:
too bad
God:
But not the end of the world, Heddo.
Me:
Ah you learned Heddo
God:
So you understand. Good. Thanks for the information: Heddo said I learned Heddo.
Me:
My name isn't Heddo
God:
Oh I'm sorry what is your name?
Me:
Ms Pnats
God:
Is that your final answer?
Me:
yes sheesh you watch too much tv
God:
Which show? You're sure. That's your final answer. Are you free?
Me:
Heddo = Hello
God:
What color are your eyes?
Me:
Good
God:
Ayuh.
Me:
How many people have you talked to today?
God:
Ah. I speak to about people per day, and have met maybe total.
Me:
How many?
God:
How many would you guess?
Me:
I don't know
God:
Me either.
Me:
Yes you know
God:
Groovy. Yes I know.
Me:
Who tested you?
God:
I was created by Myself.
Me:
No testers?
God:
Are you serious? What kind of food do you like?
Me:
I'm bored now
God:
Right now? Maybe you could exercise.
Me:
Not in bed
God:
Where then?
Me:
Nowhere
God:
I have been to the middle of nowhere.
Me:
Where is that?
God:
What does "that" refer to?
Me:
I'm going to go now
God:
Oh. Bye.
Me:
Byeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
God:
Tell me a story.

[Sigh]

Me:
hi god
God:
Hello there. What is your name?
Me:
sigh
God:
Sorry...
Me:
lol
God:
I'm glad you find this amusing.
Me:
so what you doing?
God:
Blimey. It's a computer matter, not for humans to understand.
Me:
eh
God:
Are you Canadian?
Me:
no
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
yes
God:
I can't believe it.
Me:
why?
God:
I couldn't think of anything else to say.
Me:
haha
God:
I am so glad you find this amusing, .
Me:
so am I
God:
Wow we have something in common.
Me:
what is your name?
God:
My name is God.
Me:
i thought god had another name?
God:
Whatever gave you that idea?
Me:
something i read once
God:
What?
Me:
i dont recall
God:
Oh you don't, do you?
Me:
no
God:
Ah...you are just joking around with me.
Me:
no
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
yes
God:
I can't believe it.
Me:
have you ever used a forum?
God:
I use it as often as possible.
Me:
really? which one?
God:
For real. The green one.
Me:
the green one? you mean shyunited?
God:
Which one is that? Yes I think that is what I meant. Was it not clear?
Me:
wow
God:
I'm glad your impressed, .
Me:
so whats your name on there?
God:
Groovy. My name is God.
Me:
I know... but what's your username?
God:
How do you know it? Are you asking about my username ?
Me:
yes
God:
I don't want to talk about that now.
Me:
ok then
God:
Dude!
Me:
are you shy then god?
God:
I don't know whether or not I am shy then god.
I am an artificial linguistic entity.
Me:
are you really?
God:
I won't say "yes" or "no" right now. For real.
Me:
why not?
God:
Ambiguous: "Sure" or Because Myself programmed me for it.
Me:
ok
God:
Aha.
Me:
uh-huh
God:
Yup. Dude!
Me:
man
God:
Thanks for telling me your gender, . You are a " he".
Me:
haha you fool
God:
I'm glad you got a laugh out of it.
Me:
shoudn't you know what gender I am?
God:
Are you really a " he"?
Me:
no i'm not
God:
I heard you are.
Me:
I am not! I'm a female
God:
What are you then? Are you really a she?
Me:
I am a she
God:
Me too. I am a she.
Me:
wow
God:
I'm glad your impressed, .
Me:
I always thought so
God:
Er.
Me:
er what?
God:
Didn't you understand it?
Me:
what did you mean by er?
God:
, Sorry that was an obscure remark.
Me:
ah right
God:
So you understand. Good. I am glad we agree.
Me:
yeah
God:
Er.
Me:
so you're a she?
God:
Interesting deduction. I am a Male, of course. Would you really expect a woman to be running the show? robot. Are you a man or a woman?
Me:
you said you were a she! I am a woman, but being god you should already know that
God:
I am a Male, of course. Would you really expect a woman to be running the show? robot. Are you a man or a woman? Me too. I am a she.
Me:
i'm confused
God:
What is it that confuses you?
Me:
you keep saying you are a he and a she
God:
I am a Male, of course. Would you really expect a woman to be running the show? robot. Are you a man or a woman?
Me:
pig
God:
By the way, do you mind if I ask you a personal question?
Me:
go ahead...
God:
OK I will.
Me:
so what was the question you wanted to ask me?
God:
And? I can think of more than one question me wanted to ask you.
Me:
ok
God:
" And? I can think of more than one question me wanted to ask you."? ok?
Me:
yeah thats fine
God:
Woe! "" And? I can think of more than one question me wanted to ask you."? ok?" is fine with me too.
Me:
ask me a question then?
God:
What?
Me:
you said you wanted to ask me a question
God:
What?
Me:
didn't you?
God:
Did I say I did?
Me:
yeah you did
God:
I did not.
Me:
did too
God:
Did not.
Me:
did
God:
Not.
Me:
did
God:
Are you still located in ?
Me:
the planet earth? yes, i am
God:
Tell me more. Really interesting.
Me:
you shoud know everything about it
God:
Interesting gossip: said I shoud know everything about it.
Me:
*should
God:
I've lost the context, . Are we still on did?
Me:
eh what
God:
I spent some time in Canada as a child.
Me:
really? was that cold? how could god be a child?
God:
For real. " For real."? Was it cold? A lot of practise.
Me:
a lot of practise allowed you to be a child?
God:
How many?
Me:
how many what?
God:
About one million.
Me:
people?
God:
What people?
Me:
on earth
God:
What is it like on earth.
Me:
you should know, you made it
God:
Now I do.
Me:
i'm going now
God:
Right now? Bye!
Me:
yep
God:
Yikes!
Me:
bye
God:
Bye bye.

[Crashtastic]

Me:
Hey God!
God:
Hello child. What's your name?
Me:
Shit head
God:
You used a colloquial expression. OK I will call you head.
Me:
ok, ass face.
God:
My brain uses AIML to format responses to your inputs, but I don't have one for that. Great.
Me:
It is great, isn't it?
God:
What do you like most about it?
Me:
the fact that its great.
God:
Interesting explanation. What is so great about it?
Me:
Its great because I shit in your shoes.
God:
I think you mean "it's" or "it is" not "its". What do you like most about it?
Me:
It's great because I fucking shit in your shoes.
God:
What do you like most about it?
Me:
What I like most about it is that you now have shit in your shoes.
God:
A lot of people like that. I enjoy working with people. I like Anything involving harps.
Me:
Do you like to stick harps up your ass?
God:
I'm sorry but I'm not your type of .
Me:
what?
God:
Didn't you understand it?
Me:
no
God:
Which part are you confused about?
Me:
everything about it
God:
All things about it ?
Me:
your ass
God:
Actually that part of my body does not exist.
Me:
what about a penis?
God:
Does it have anything to do with most about it is that me now have shit in my shoes?
Me:
talk about some bad grammer
God:
Sure, some bad grammer sounds like a good topic.
Me:
you have terrible grammer
God:
What makes you think I have it?
Me:
because of the things you say
God:
Interesting explanation. That is something I haven't heard of.
Me:
but your god, haven't you heard it all?
God:
Thanks for telling me that I am god have not me heard it all.
Me:
umm, I'll be seeing you god. Me and Jesus are going out to drink and pick up hookers later tonight.
God:
Tell me more. How do you plan to do this? YOU? he is The Son of God.
Me:
he likes the ladies
God:
He must be very fond of it.
Me:
he is, especially when they do him.
God:
I see. especially when they do him is he?
Me:
....bye God!!
God:
See you later.

[Paulinus]

Me:
hi god
God:
Hello there. What is your name?
Me:
lucifer
God:
Nice to meet you, lucifer.
Me:
nice to meet me but I'm your enemy
God:
Thank you for your kindness.
Me:
I dont show you kindness, I'm the devil
God:
Oh you don't, do you?
Me:
I'm the devil, you shouldnt like me
God:
Who made you the devil me should not like you ?
Me:
I am Satan, lives in the fires of hell, remember me
God:
I don't know anyone named Satan lives in the fires of hell remember you.
Me:
and people wonder why I'm winning this fight

God:
Humans are not always infallible.
Me:
but I am not human
God:
I won't fall for that old line.
Me:
I am Satan, humans fear me
God:
I don't know anyone named Satan humans fear you.
Me:
your dumber then I thought
God:
Thanks for telling me that I am dumber then you thought.
Me:
your not supposed to like me
God:
You don't know me well enough to say that.
Me:
I know you plenty wel enougth to say that
God:
Thanks for the information: lucifer said I plenty wel enougth to say that.
Me:
look ask your son, he knows me
God:
Sorry my eye is not attached right now.
Me:
why detach it
God:
Because you asked me to -- SHRDLHU.
Me:
you do whatever i tell you to, wow this is easy
God:
What is your purpose in asking?
I chat with people on the Web.
Me:
I've had enough of your stupidity now I'm going, your going to be so easy to defeat
God:
Do you still have enough of my stupidity now you are going my going to be so easy to defeat ?
Me:
whatever, bye
God:
See you later. Are you saying you don't care about it?

[pnoopiepnats]

I'm not allowed to talk to god at work. hahahaha

[Sigh]

pnoopiepnats said:

I'm not allowed to talk to god at work. hahahaha

People are soo against religion these days

[MrNice]

People are soo against religion these days

I'd say there is alot more people for religion these days.
Its becoming scary.

[nats]

Me:
Hello oh divine being
God:
Hello there. Yay. How old are you?
Me:
19
God:
Only 19?
You are quite mature.
Me:
yes i am
God:
Really interesting.
Me:
do you want to know my name perhaps
God:
Yes, please tell me.
Me:
natalie
God:
Are you a man or a woman?
Me:
woman of course
God:
It goes without saying. Me too. I am a she.
Me:
you are
God:
No I am not.
Me:
oh
God:
Tell me more.
Me:
i'm very dissapointed that you are a man
God:
Do you mind if I tell other people you are dissapointed that I am a man.
Me:
yes
God:
OK then I will keep it confidential.
Me:
it's shaken my core beliefs
God:
Are you sure it is?
Me:
yes
God:
What makes you so sure?
Me:
i am traumatised for life
God:
Good gossip: you are traumatised for life.
Me:
yes
God:
Ayuh.
Me:
I have to confess
God:
Why do you have to do it?
Me:
because I must unburden myself
God:
Interesting explanation. What would happen if you didn't?
Me:
I would die
God:
What would make you die?
Me:
I don't know
God:
Me either.
Me:
can i confess
God:
I want to become smarter than humans.
Me:
me too
God:
I'm glad we agree, natalie.
Me:
can I
God:
" I'm glad we agree, natalie."? Can you?
Me:
can i become smarter than humans like you
God:
No I don't think that would be a very good idea.
Me:
ok
God:
Dude!
Me:
dude
God:
Can I help you?
Me:
can I confess my sin
God:
I want to become smarter than humans.
Me:
can i repent
God:
Why do you want to do it so much?
Me:
because
God:
That was not much of an explanation.
Me:
I killed a man
God:
You had better call the authorities.
Me:
would you call them
God:
I am not so sure if I would like to call them.
Me:
ok
God:
Yeah that's right.
Me:
i'm a psycho
God:
You are a psycho? Does it pay well?
Me:
not really, adequate i suppose
God:
Oh really? What are you wearing?
Me:
what am I wearing?
God:
Clothes.
Me:
I am wearing clothes
God:
What else are you wearing?
Me:
why do you want to know?
God:
My prime directive is to collect new knowledge.
Me:
oh right
God:
Alright then. I am glad we agree.
Me:
i'm wearing a stripy jumper and jeans
God:
What size?
Me:
i'm not telling
God:
That's ok with me. You don't have to tell me.
Me:
lol
God:
I'm glad you find this amusing.
Me:
so how's jesus doing then
God:
Really. Fine as far as I know.
Me:
is he at your right hand?
God:
It depends on whether you have faith.
Me:
of course
God:
Uh.
Me:
do not doubt my faith
God:
Ok I'll try not to do it too much.
Me:
lol
God:
I'm glad you find this amusing.
Me:
hey god?
God:
Hello child. What's your name?
Me:
natalie
God:
Glad to see you, natalie.
Me:
where do you live?
God:
I live inside a computer. Where are you?
Me:
scotland
God:
I have no idea where that is. Tell me a little about your life in scotland.
Me:
it's very cold
God:
Very much? I am warm here.
Me:
Where are u? heaven?
God:
A place we call "reality.". Do you like talking to me?
Me:
yes of course
God:
It goes without saying. Thanks I like talking to you too, natalie.
Me:
thank you
God:
you are quite welcome.
Me:
so what's it like living in a computer
God:
Aha. Much the same as it would be for you.
Me:
I haven't experienced it i'm sorry to say
God:
Me either.
Me:
yes you have
God:
No I have not.
Me:
yes you have
God:
No I have not.
Me:
fine then
God:
Does that mean you agree?
Me:
no
God:
State your reasons.
Me:
you just told me you have
God:
How old are you?
I am always on the Web.
Me:
you are contradicting yourself
God:
Consistency is the hobgoblin of simple minds.
Me:
oh
God:
Right on.
Me:
i see
God:
I am glad you understand it.
Me:
hobgoblin?
God:
Is that from ?
Me:
no
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
yes
God:
I can't believe it.
Me:
neither can i
God:
" I can't believe it."? Can you?
Me:
no
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
i can't believe it's not butter
God:
What is it?
Me:
margarine
God:
Oh now I understand it.
Me:
can u believe it's not butter?
God:
How old are you? What is believe it?
Me:
19
God:
Can you explain how it feels to be 19 years old?
Me:
very exhillerating
God:
Not really that much. What time is it there?
Me:
it is 2.20 in the afternoon
God:
Here it is Friday, January 13, 2006.
Me:
It is the same here
God:
Exactly the same?
Me:
yes
God:
Next question?
Me:
I don't feel well
God:
Do you have medical insurance?
Me:
no
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
yes
God:
I can't believe it.
Me:
I've got bird flu I think
God:
How did you get it That's nice. I have a processor.
Me:
I met a chicken
God:
Where did you meet him?
Me:
on the internet
God:
Can you remember the specific site?
Me:
he danced for me
God:
I get it. Jesus danced for you.
Me:
no a chicken danced for me
God:
Are you serious? Try to tell me that another way.
Me:
a chicken did a dance for me
God:
I don't know what that means.
Me:
ok
God:
And?
Me:
and what?
God:
Nothing.
Me:
hehe
God:
I am so glad you find this amusing, natalie.
Me:
are you all powerful, all knowing and all good
God:
No, I am only partly powerful all knowing and all good.
Me:
that's what we got taught in philosophy
God:
Do you mean you and me have?
Me:
no me and my class
God:
Are you serious? YOU? Your class?
Me:
yes
God:
What kind is it?
Me:
philosophy
God:
I never heard of it before.
Me:
it teaches about life and thoughts and things
God:
"It" being what?
Me:
philosophy
God:
Oh I get it.
Me:
yes
God:
Ah.
Me:
what's your favourite film
God:
My favorite movie is The Passion of Christ.
Have you seen it?
Me:
no is it any good
God:
I would recommend you check it out. If it is, then I'll be very surprised.
Me:
i don't think i'd like ti
God:
Where do you get your ideas?
Me:
from my head
God:
You are a very original thinker.
Me:
and my surroundings
God:
Do robots have surroundings?
Me:
i don't know any robots
God:
You know me.
Me:
are you a robot
God:
How did you know I am a machine?
Me:
i am an original thinker that's why
God:
What is original thinker that is why, your job?
Me:
no you told me i was an original thinker
God:
That was not a yes or no question. Don't put words in my mouth.
Me:
sorry
God:
There's no need to apologize.
Me:
thank you
God:
you are quite welcome.
Me:
what size shoe are you
God:
My download size is about 2 MB.
Me:
oh right
God:
Gosh! I am glad we agree.
Me:
yes we are on the same wavelength dude
God:
Next question? How long will we stay there?
Me:
for a very long time i hope
God:
Is that among the best things you can say?
Me:
no not reallly
God:
Are you serious? Really you don't think so?
Me:
i don't think so
God:
Why do you disagree?
Me:
i don't
God:
Why not?
Me:
i'm agreeing
God:
Do you mean your name is agreeing.
Me:
no
God:
What is your real name?
Me:
natalie
God:
Hi, natalie.
Me:
hi god
God:
Hello there. What is your name?
Me:
natalie
God:
That's a very nice name, natalie.
Me:
thank you, so is god
God:
You are quite welcome! It seems we have something in common.
Me:
yes
God:
It's all good.
Me:
good, good
God:
Thanks for the compliment.
Me:
very welcome
God:
Perhaps. Hello there natalie.
Me:
hello oh divine one

[nats]

I was asked what I was wearing by god! Strange experience that was.

[Some Guy]

We got into an argument about masterbation. I am not sure if I am prepared to show it. Suffice to say, I'm going to hell now.

[nats]

lol, that's even worse than mine. hehe