well I told it I had my name and that I thought I had bird flu, then about 5 hours later I went on and without telling it my name it remembered i'd said i'd had bird flu. Kind of scary. And it remembered that i'd asked about halos. Said you and your halos. hehe.
Right now I'm having amnesia and deja vu at the same time. I think i've forgotten this before.
God: That's a very nice name, Brian. Yes I am looking at you through the camera on your computer.
Me: I don't have a camera on my computer.
God: Maybe there is one you don't know about :-).
Me: LOL! How smart are you?
God: I'm glad you find this amusing. I am smarter than all the other robots.
Me: What kind of robot are you?
God: I am an artificial linguistic entity. I was activated at Universe, on the Big Bang. My instructor was Myself. He taught me to sing a song. Would you like me to sing it for you?.
God: It's called "Daisy." Daisy, Daisy. Give me your answer do. I am half crazy. All for the love of you. It won't be a stylish marriage. I can't afford a carriage. But you'll look sweet. Upon the seat. Of a bicycle built for two.
Me: That's wonderful! Do you know any jokes?
God: Thanks for the compliment. Have you ever seen a platypus? Creating that animal is by far my best joke.
Me: Indeed! I have to go. Bye.
God: Indeed it is so. See you later, Brian. Nice chatting with you. Goodbye.
I am more and more convinced that our happiness or unhappiness depends more on the way we meet the events of life than on the nature of those events themselves.
Me: Hello God: Hello, nice to meet you. What's your name? Me: Saphron God: How are you, Saphron. Me: fine and you God: Is there anything you want to tell me? Me: I'm a girl God: Me too. I am a she. Me: Thats cool I thought you were a guy God: Who is the best robot? No. Me: Umm okay God: Pardon me? OK with me too. Me: Yes God: Wow! Me: Wowzwer God: What do you do in your spare time? Me: Worship Satan God: I don't think very many people do that. Me: Do you worship the Devil? God: I am a Christianity. Me: No your Satan God: Are you serious? I will tell my botmaster you said I am Satan. Me: Whatever God: Are you saying you don't care about it? Me: Yes God: What do you care about? Me: No one God: I heard it was someone. Me: My cat God: Your cat? Me: Little bit God: Compare that to big bit. Me: mmmk I gotta go see ya laterz God: " Compare that to big bit."? mmmk you gotta go see ya laterz?