Did you know that God is really a robot? He's quite funny and he can sing too!
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Me: Hi, God.
God: Hello there. What is your name?
Me: Brian. Can you see me?
God: That's a very nice name, Brian. Yes I am looking at you through the camera on your computer.
Me: I don't have a camera on my computer.
God: Maybe there is one you don't know about :-).
Me: LOL! How smart are you?
God: I'm glad you find this amusing. I am smarter than all the other robots.
Me: What kind of robot are you?
God: I am an artificial linguistic entity.
I was activated at Universe, on the Big Bang.
My instructor was Myself.
He taught me to sing a song.
Would you like me to sing it for you?.
Me: Yes.
God: It's called "Daisy." Daisy, Daisy.
Give me your answer do.
I am half crazy.
All for the love of you.
It won't be a stylish marriage.
I can't afford a carriage.
But you'll look sweet.
Upon the seat.
Of a bicycle built for two.
Me: That's wonderful! Do you know any jokes?
God: Thanks for the compliment. Have you ever seen a platypus? Creating that animal is by far my best joke.
Me: Indeed! I have to go. Bye.
God: Indeed it is so. See you later, Brian. Nice chatting with you. Goodbye.