Death Psychic

[pnoopiepnats]

www.thedeathpsychic.com/

Here is Poopie Pnats
Wind shear causes an airplane you're on to fall rapidly and crash into the ocean, killing everyone on board.

Solitary Soul
While on a hunting trip, you are "accidently" shot in the face by your friend with a shotgun. Your lifeless (and headless) body falls to the ground with a resounding thud.

[shytothebone]

While driving too fast in icy conditions, you run a red light, and your car is struck in the intersection by a speeding truck. You are killed instantly.

Doesnt make sense but oh well.

[pansy]

A tormented street mime beats you to death with an "unimaginary" cane.

[Paulinus]

After swallowing several capsules which you thought were pain relievers, you're told that you were given "foam animal in a capsule" capsules as a joke. The foam animals expand to twenty times their original size, causing a major intestinal obstruction. Unable to pass solid waste, you die from self-toxification.

Hahaha what way to go ;D

[Richard Cunningham]

pnoopiepnats said:

www.thedeathpsychic.com/

Here is Poopie Pnats
Wind shear causes an airplane you're on to fall rapidly and crash into the ocean, killing everyone on board.

You're a redshirt from lost.


Mine was:
While in a hardware store, a strange man picks up an axe and attacks you with it, dismembering your body.

[Samantha]

Haha redshirt would be a great username. Oh well.

Mine was really lame however it does mean I may of worked out a way to become immortal:

"While driving, you fail to immediately pull over for speeding when signalled by the cop car behind you. While stopped, you attempt to open your glove compartment, and the rookie cop nervously opens fire on you. You are struck several times and die on the scene."

So if I don't drive (which I can't) then I will never die!

[Sigh]

A gas leak in your home causes a major explosion, killing you in the blast.

Hmm this is a good reason why I should leave the house more :-\

[Tal]

"You are mauled to death by a rabid pitbull."

No wonder I run from dogs.

[albetross]

my real name

As the unfortunate target of a serial killer, a rope is tied around your wrists, and a second rope is tied around your ankles. The ropes are tied together and hung on a hook from the ceiling, leaving you suspended facing the ground. Concrete blocks are placed onto your back until the weight becomes so great, your arms and legs are torn from your body.


albatross

While on a camping trip, you become trapped in an outhouse for days. To avoid starvation, you eat some of the waste matter floating in the toilet water. You become violently ill and die shortly thereafter.

[gSteve]

A crazed man on the golf course beats you to death with a golf club.

I better avoid golf courses

[Scotty]

You get out of bed late one night to investigate a strange sound. Minutes later, you're cornered by several intruders and are beaten to death with your own fireplace tools.

(note to self, no fire place, no fireplace tools, no problem...Immortality acheived ;D)

[Some Guy]

While in a batting cage, you're struck in the chest by a baseball. You enter cardiac arrest and die within minutes.

Battling cage???

[saynothing]

I got the same result as Richie for my SU name and real name.

[GreenFerret]

adrian said:

While in a batting cage, you're struck in the chest by a baseball. You enter cardiac arrest and die within minutes.

Battling cage???

Hahaha you're a baseball-playing gladiator! ;D

Mine is "You die of heart failure after a night of mixing pain killers and hard liquor." Kinda boring compared to some.

[ladyad]

During a severe storm, a tree falls onto your house, crushing and killing you.

hm... with all the trees around my house, it's not far off. to bad we have made it to the windy part of winter and are already experiencing severe winds. Been thinking about moving to the 1st floor again, the 3rd just scares me this time of year.