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Post by Paulinus on Jan 26, 2006 19:32:29 GMT -5
My full name gives me this:
While you're walking down a busy street, a suicidal maniac jumps from an apartment window thirty stories above you. Unfortunately for both of you, the maniac lands directly on you. You're crushed to death, and the suicidal maniac walks away unscathed.
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Post by zerocharisma! on Jan 26, 2006 19:56:21 GMT -5
You defeat an egomaniacal opponent at chess. In his rage, he stabs you though the eye with his bishop. Sore loser!
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Post by ladyad on Jan 26, 2006 20:16:18 GMT -5
You defeat an egomaniacal opponent at chess. In his rage, he stabs you though the eye with his bishop. Sore loser! Hey, someone threw the King peice at me when I won and it ended up breaking my nose. Damn heavy hand carved German wooden set!
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Post by Sigh on Jan 26, 2006 20:23:23 GMT -5
Hey, someone threw the King peice at me when I won and it ended up breaking my nose. Damn heavy hand carved German wooden set! Who'd have thought chess was so dangerous
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Post by theinfiniteabyss84 on Jan 26, 2006 21:54:47 GMT -5
A disgruntled coworker beats you to death with a bag full of loose change. ~i.a.
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Post by Crashtastic on Jan 26, 2006 22:05:35 GMT -5
For Crash I got:
You slip in the shower and hit your head. You die from being broiled by the 110 degree water for several hours. But hey, at least you're clean!
For Elyse I got:
Being depressed with life in general, you commit suicide by sitting in your running car with the garage door closed.
First and last name (my favorite):
You become trapped in an outhouse and die from hours of noxious fume inhalation.
and finally my full name:
While sitting in the passenger seat of a friend's car, a faulty airbag deploys, crushing your face.
The possibilities are endless!
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Post by Crashtastic on Jan 26, 2006 22:10:21 GMT -5
Ooo if I was a man my death would be far more violent.
A group of disgruntled coworkers duct tapes you to a wall and uses you as a human dartboard. You die from agonizingly slow blood loss caused by hundreds of puncture wounds.
While on a boat, you slip and fall overboard. As you struggle to climb back in, your hands are chopped off by the motor's blades. You sink beneath the water as you bleed profusely.
In a case of mistaken identity, you are shot to death by the mob.
A group of disgruntled coworkers duct tapes you to a wall and uses you as a human dartboard. You die from agonizingly slow blood loss caused by hundreds of puncture wounds.
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Post by annaa on Jan 27, 2006 19:27:09 GMT -5
After miraculously surviving a would-be fatal car crash, your life support system is unplugged by the hospital maid, because she needs an outlet in which to plug her vacuum.
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Post by airburst on Jan 27, 2006 23:11:09 GMT -5
While taking a leisurely stroll down a country road, a distracted farmer runs you over with his combine, shredding your body into ribbons.
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Post by gLoo on Jan 28, 2006 23:55:34 GMT -5
first name: As the unfortunate target of a serial killer, you are thrown into a vat of sulfuric acid. Your body is turned into a thick sludge. who'd want to kill me lol s/n: You are involved in a car accident while failing to wear your seatbelt. You are thrown through the windshield, and your lifeless body is splattered onto the street. but i always wear seat belt :\
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Post by nats on Jan 30, 2006 11:34:26 GMT -5
During a routine haircut, your stylist violently sneezes and inadvertently stabs you in the neck with a pair of scissors, severing your carotid artery.
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Post by MrNice on Jan 30, 2006 11:40:05 GMT -5
lsdima
You die in your sleep from old age. (Boring, ain't it?)
name
While mowing your lawn, you are completely obliterated by a 50 pound meteorite.
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Post by saphron on Jan 30, 2006 12:29:01 GMT -5
As the unfortunate target of a serial killer, your face is skinned using steel wool and subsequently doused with bleach. While you're still alive, your face is then doused with ammonia. The bleach and ammonia chemically react and melt the remaining flesh from your skull.
Eeeek!
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Post by ladyad on Jan 30, 2006 12:34:30 GMT -5
hm... with all the trees around my house, it's not far off. to bad we have made it to the windy part of winter and are already experiencing severe winds. Been thinking about moving to the 1st floor again, the 3rd just scares me this time of year. haha, the tree right outside my bedroom window went down the other night. It missed the house by like a foot. Lets just say the couch has been my new bed lately.
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