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Post by Buzzz on Mar 30, 2006 12:27:44 GMT -5
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Post by theinfiniteabyss84 on Mar 30, 2006 15:02:27 GMT -5
That was so funny Buz- er Rusty. ;D
~i.a.
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Post by theinfiniteabyss84 on Mar 30, 2006 19:29:44 GMT -5
The website isnt working for me anymore  "Busy or broken server" GRRR!!! ~i.a. |
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Post by theinfiniteabyss84 on Mar 30, 2006 20:27:03 GMT -5
1776 - Thomas Jefferson writes less successful sequel to the Declaration of Independence, "Declaration 2: Electric Boogaloo."
Haha thats awesome
~ia
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Post by Paulinus on Mar 31, 2006 4:13:02 GMT -5
"Republicans move to rename France 'Freedomland'"
Haha great site! ;D
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Post by shytothebone on Mar 31, 2006 12:07:05 GMT -5
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Post by Stranger on Mar 31, 2006 18:56:36 GMT -5
This one always made me laugh far too much. Great site! Very cool.  |
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Post by Buzzz on Mar 31, 2006 20:00:58 GMT -5
Fun Facts about Ohio
· Ohioans are not actually human beings, but a race of genetically engineered beings known as tourists, who were first created in Swedish labs in the 1980s in an attempt to create a hybrid of a man and a cheese sandwich; while the attempt was entirely successful, the results were found to be wholly undesirable.
· God hates Ohio. This is likely because, when He said "let there be light", Cleveland immediately overloaded the electrical grid, plunging much of the world right back into darkness.
· When soaked overnight in ginger ale, Ohio becomes spongy and viable for use in metallurgy.
· Ohio is home of the greatest thing in the world: Devo.
· Ohio actually originated as a Native American term for, "Slaughter," but was immediately banned from their language by the U.S. government in 1998 and used as a state name, which was immediately vetoed by Micheal Jackson, who had complete power over the entire world for a day. He accomplished this by winning a Campbell's Soup sweepstakes. Instead, Jackson demanded that this state be renamed, "Ohelloo," in remembrance of his dead split-personality. Why in remembrance, no one knows. Maybe it's because Jackson is gay.
· The world's only roller coaster is located in Cedar Point.
· Ohio is high in the middle and round on both ends.
· There are 88 counties in Ohio. (That is true!) (no, no it's not. FORGET! EVERYTHING YOU KNOW IS A LIE!)
· Columbus, OH is the gangsta rap capital of Ohizzle.
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Post by theinfiniteabyss84 on Mar 31, 2006 21:21:37 GMT -5
The Geography of Illinois
From the Rolling prairies in the north, to the undulating prairies in the center, and the some other adjective prairies in the south, Illinois has earned her title as "Some state with an Assload of Praries" —Oscar Wilde. Illinois has numerous rivers and streams, including the Mrs. Ippy River (named for the wife of discoverer Mr. Ippy), the Wobbish river (named for the river's extreme Wobbishness), the M Bra River (named for unknown reasons), and, strangely, the Illinois River. Plus some forests, some lakes, and other crap.
~i.a.
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Post by Paulinus on Apr 1, 2006 7:48:53 GMT -5
frpm the Undictionary:
A little bit too hard
A little bit too hard is slightly harder than a little bit hard, but slightly less hard than way too hard. It is nowhere near as hard as incredibly, mind-bogglingly hard, but sort of the same, dependent on the recipient's temperament, as soft. It is also an extremely subjective term, a tank might not consider what a kitten considers a little too hard, given the varying nature of the skin thickness of the two creatures. For example, if a kitten were perhaps to run into a tank at full speed, the kitten may feel the impact was a little bit too hard but the tank may feel the impact was certainly not hard at all. A little bit too hard isn't quite hard enough for the hitter to utter to the hittee "This is gonna hurt me way more than it's gonna hurt you," but hard enough for them to say afterwards "I'm sorry baby, it was a love tap."
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"Busy or broken server" GRRR!!!
