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Oct 14, 2006 23:45:13 GMT -5
Post by Stranger on Oct 14, 2006 23:45:13 GMT -5
I hate Santa too. Whenever I was forced to see "Santa" i'd really cry my eyes out and refuse to sit on his knee. Creepy bastard. Well, so as long as "knee" really means "knee", I think you were probably okay... geez. he's a sweet guy and i just don't understand why everyone is hatin' on him. I have to agree that Santa is totally overhyped, IMWO. Some points to consider: * Santa is a rather thinly disguised anagram of Satan. * Santa wears red, the color of Hell, blood, anger, fire, etc. * Santa has a beard. Many-a-mother has said not to trust men with beards. * Santa has a rather nasty tendency to yell "ho!" at people. (Although in case it's a Tourette's thing, I won't bag him too much on this one.) * Entering unannounced via chimney probably qualifies as a break-and-enter. * He's a lie, always was, and always will be.
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Oct 15, 2006 1:28:40 GMT -5
Post by Crashtastic on Oct 15, 2006 1:28:40 GMT -5
* Santa is a rather thinly disguised anagram of Satan. I just was thinking about that one earlier....Santa = Satan! and to add to the list... * He sees you when your sleeping, he knows when your awake?!! That man is stalking your kids. *Why does a grown man needs to have pictures taken with children sitting on his lap? *He has elves doing slave labor! My god, I bet their poor little hands are worn to the bone making presents for all the children the friggen world! *Most importantly, I never got the damn doll that poops its pants (....though looking back, I might have been done a favor....who wants a doll that craps itself?) The only reason why he's giving kids gifts....is so he can gain their trust, then he can diddle them. P.S. Mrs. Claus is just a cover so people don't get too suspicious. Look at how fake her smile is...she's not gettin ANY!
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Oct 15, 2006 13:42:15 GMT -5
Post by Santa Claus on Oct 15, 2006 13:42:15 GMT -5
* Santa is a rather thinly disguised anagram of Satan. I just was thinking about that one earlier....Santa = Satan! and to add to the list... * He sees you when your sleeping, he knows when your awake?!! That man is stalking your kids. *Why does a grown man needs to have pictures taken with children sitting on his lap? *He has elves doing slave labor! My god, I bet their poor little hands are worn to the bone making presents for all the children the friggen world! *Most importantly, I never got the damn doll that poops its pants (....though looking back, I might have been done a favor....who wants a doll that craps itself?) The only reason why he's giving kids gifts....is so he can gain their trust, then he can diddle them. P.S. Mrs. Claus is just a cover so people don't get too suspicious. Look at how fake her smile is...she's not gettin ANY! I can assure you, Mrs. Claus is getting some
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Oct 16, 2006 17:47:43 GMT -5
Post by annaa on Oct 16, 2006 17:47:43 GMT -5
I hate Santa too. Whenever I was forced to see "Santa" i'd really cry my eyes out and refuse to sit on his knee. Creepy bastard. Well, so as long as "knee" really means "knee", I think you were probably okay... Don't say that..!
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Oct 16, 2006 19:07:25 GMT -5
Post by albetross on Oct 16, 2006 19:07:25 GMT -5
Well, so as long as "knee" really means "knee", I think you were probably okay... Don't say that..! "santa, why do you keep poking me in the back" ;D
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Oct 17, 2006 15:11:59 GMT -5
Post by Santa Claus on Oct 17, 2006 15:11:59 GMT -5
cant we talk about kitties again? Good Idea, I'm here to bring happiness and joy to the world, and put smiles on people's faces.
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Oct 19, 2006 4:01:50 GMT -5
Post by Tal on Oct 19, 2006 4:01:50 GMT -5
i kinda like 'moral depravity'. ;D dont worry you ll grow out of it everyone does sooner or perhaps later Morality's a subjective term and defined by the individual. Therefore in your eyes we're morally depraved, but in ours we're just joking around. Our sense of humour is part of our individual characters, so I doubt it'll change too much over time, nor will we 'grow out of it'. now, back to the moral depravity... ;D ...so why did Santa Claus sign up at our chatroom It's not like there's any kids in there... Is he just 'poking' around???.
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Oct 19, 2006 4:57:40 GMT -5
Post by Scotty on Oct 19, 2006 4:57:40 GMT -5
...so why did Santa Claus sign up at our chatroom It's not like there's any kids in there... Is he just 'poking' around???. I hope Santa realises that we may have to ban him, because if it's a choice between Crash and a jolly fat man....well, i know who i'd choose...
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Oct 19, 2006 6:07:32 GMT -5
Post by Richard Cunningham on Oct 19, 2006 6:07:32 GMT -5
...so why did Santa Claus sign up at our chatroom It's not like there's any kids in there... Is he just 'poking' around???. I hope Santa realises that we may have to ban him, because if it's a choice between Crash and a jolly fat man....well, i know who i'd choose... Santa. Duh. He has goodies in that big red sack of his that I want to get my hands on!
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Oct 19, 2006 14:36:09 GMT -5
Post by alwaysalone on Oct 19, 2006 14:36:09 GMT -5
Just wondering - a question to the one who calls himself "SANTA CLAUS" - Are you on here now because around this time of year people start getting a little excited or whatever about Christmas? What about in January and later? Will you stay on here with that title, or will you change your title to something else? (Hope this doesn't offend you. I just had to ask - ha ha!)
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Nov 5, 2006 9:56:43 GMT -5
Post by Santa Claus on Nov 5, 2006 9:56:43 GMT -5
Just wondering - a question to the one who calls himself "SANTA CLAUS" - Are you on here now because around this time of year people start getting a little excited or whatever about Christmas? What about in January and later? Will you stay on here with that title, or will you change your title to something else? (Hope this doesn't offend you. I just had to ask - ha ha!) I had some time to visit and thought I'd say hello . Me and the elves have been busy getting all the toys ready for christmas, I hope you have all been good boys and girls.
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Nov 11, 2006 20:22:01 GMT -5
Post by annaa on Nov 11, 2006 20:22:01 GMT -5
Don't say that..! "santa, why do you keep poking me in the back" ;D Please don't. My childhood is fucked up enough.
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Mar 26, 2007 20:46:45 GMT -5
Post by lennythegiant on Mar 26, 2007 20:46:45 GMT -5
I'm assuming we're talking Jesus, so I said Lord. But why are the only other options liar or lunatic? Where's "he was a decent fellow with some good ideas about people being decent to one another and whatnot?".
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