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Post by Shane on May 22, 2003 9:51:28 GMT -5
I've just checked my horoscope for today on the main SHY United site. I'm a Capricorn. I was going to say that us Capricorns don't believe in star signs but that's an old joke.
Nothing exciting ever happens to Capricorns. Here's today's:
1. Business Deals
Unfavourable day stick to routinethroughout.
2. Money transactions (Loans/Investments)
Avoid all kinds of monetary transactions.
3. Journey
Unfavourable day throughout.
4. Construction/ Building activity
Avoid all kinds of activity today.
5. Moving into new house
Not a favourable day.
6. Start New Medicine / Surgery
Unfavourable day for both such activity.
7. Commence Religious Ceremonies
Unfavourable day mostly good for sacrifices / fasting etc only.
8. Educational Activity / Admissions
Not a favourable day throughout.
9. Initiating legal proceedings / notices /.
Unfavourable day except for initiating criminal action.
10. Attack Enemy / Make attempt to repossess your material property.
Favourable day throughout for such activity
od for me.
Talking about accuracy! According to all of the above the only good thing to do today is pick a fight.
I wish I was an Aries!
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Post by moogle on May 22, 2003 11:23:22 GMT -5
ok...first mine says it's not a good day for anything, but then contradicts itself in the daily planner
Your Horoscope Today
Cancer
Difficult day with not many happy moments today. hurdles and slow output in work keep you hassled throughout. Important outings / meetings are better postponed to some other day.
Your Daily Planner
1. Business Deals
Favourable day for business deals throughout.
2. Money transactions (Loans/Investments)
Good day throughout for all kinds of monetary activities.
3. Journey
Favourable throughout.
4. Construction/ Building activity
Good day throughout for all of such activities.
5. Moving into new house
Favourable day between 7.45 AM and 12.30 PM.
6. Start New Medicine / Surgery
Favourable day throughout.
7. Commence Religious Ceremonies
Auspicious day throughout.
8. Educational Activity / Admissions
Favourable day throughout.
9. Initiating legal proceedings / notices /.
Good day to all kinds of matters to ensure success.
10. Attack Enemy / Make attempt to repossess your material property.
Ineffective day mostly.
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Post by inkysoftwhispers on May 22, 2003 12:03:57 GMT -5
Heehee I'm an Aries. I can't attack any enemies today though. Have to make other plans now, dammit..
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Post by Twice-Shy on May 22, 2003 13:02:12 GMT -5
I wish there was a star sign deed pole office.
Even the word 'capricorn' sounds dead dull. At least you two have a few decent things to look forward to.
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Post by glenn miller on May 22, 2003 14:27:14 GMT -5
i am an aries to.
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Post by Twice-Shy on May 22, 2003 15:18:33 GMT -5
There seems to be loads of Aries here!
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Post by moogle on May 22, 2003 15:26:35 GMT -5
i was actually born on the cusp of gemini and cancer, but i match every description i've ever read of cancers.
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Post by g3netix on May 22, 2003 16:10:33 GMT -5
Yah i just read mine, im Cancer (yes thats lucky), i read it and came to the conculsion that it was a pile of £$%".
i bet fat dudes just sit there thinking of stuff to put on that site its all rubbish
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Post by Twice-Shy on May 23, 2003 5:05:06 GMT -5
people who live their lives by what their starsign tells them to do are pretty strange. Right, I'm off to rob a bank - today is a good day for it according to my sign.
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Post by Twice-Shy on May 23, 2003 5:08:52 GMT -5
I was going to add this to my last post but I forgot. What about Feng Shui? Any furniture rearragners out there? In Belfast, Feng Shui is a kneecapping offfence. As is being partial to crystals or bending spoons.
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Post by inkysoftwhispers on May 23, 2003 9:00:55 GMT -5
Sthingys!
Did you do that deliberately?
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Post by Twice-Shy on May 24, 2003 7:07:06 GMT -5
I meant to say 'bending things.' I am the worst speller in the world. Whoever invented the spellcheck is a genus.
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Post by Mildman1 on May 24, 2003 7:51:29 GMT -5
A genus for sure, that spelchekerz indispentable.
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Post by Twice-Shy on May 24, 2003 11:24:45 GMT -5
I agree.
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Post by Twice-Shy on May 25, 2003 5:55:02 GMT -5
I'm taking back everything I have just said about horoscopes. They do work! There is an astrologer in a UK daily paper called Mystic Meg. Yesterday, Meg told me that I would be lucky with numbers. Guess what! I won the lottery! Well, I got 2 numbers up in the Irish lotto and won £17. I'll never knock astrology again.
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