Chicken Breast, why you so bad?

[Medici]

A verse for dinner time:

Why does chicken take so long to thaw
it remains the hardest piece of meat that I ever saw

why does it defy my will
I vow that I shall eat it still

micro-radiation will be my saving grace
and break chicken from colds icy embrace

cluck cluck cluck you're out of luck
cluck cluck coo I will eat you!

[wheelswithinwheels]

Medici said:

micro-radiation will be my saving grace
and break chicken from colds icy embrace

When I was making fried chicken for Christmas, the breasts I got were the size of toilet seats. It took them about a total of 40 minutes of defrosting in the microwave.

Fish is always so much more cooperative.

[Medici]

curiousshy said:

LOL great verse! and the very first i've ever read about frozen chicken, so that's certainly a distinction.

ps - just gotta ask, why did you choose medici for your name?

Thanks for your kind words. I only chose medici because I was reading about them at the time I first joined here and couldn't think of anything else!