I've long suspected that Biblical events really occurred scientifically in the past, but have simply been poorly recorded by the Hebrews and lost in the many translations over the millenia.
Cluelessness is a higher state of being; It takes a lot of thought to get here.
Niles Crane: "You think I'm pretentious?" Daphne: "You'd eat a worm if I gave it a French name!"
"Norm!! How's life treating you Norm?" "Like he caught me in his bed with his wife, so poor me a beer."