Any dark secrets

[Garden Tool]

Hmm, some of my dark secrets:

-I can be talking to an attractive guy and not hear a word he's saying because I am too busy thinking about doing obscene things with him.

-I have a huge crush on my 40-something professor (I'm 21)

-I am terrified of midgets...I had a nightmare about one just last night

-I ate almost an entire pint of ice cream as well as an entire large bag of chips in one sitting (approximately 2,000 calories total)

-Most people think of me as a nice, sweet, innocent girl but approximately once a week I get so messed up from drinking (alone) and abusing prescription meds that I don't wake up until 6 p.m. the next day.

-I've wanted to kill myself since I was 14.

That enough for ya?!

[shebop]

Guest-Garden said:

Hmm, some of my dark secrets:

-I can be talking to an attractive guy and not hear a word he's saying because I am too busy thinking about doing obscene things with him.

-I have a huge crush on my 40-something professor (I'm 21)

-I am terrified of midgets...I had a nightmare about one just last night

-I ate almost an entire pint of ice cream as well as an entire large bag of chips in one sitting (approximately 2,000 calories total)

-Most people think of me as a nice, sweet, innocent girl but approximately once a week I get so messed up from drinking (alone) and abusing prescription meds that I don't wake up until 6 p.m. the next day.

-I've wanted to kill myself since I was 14.

That enough for ya?!

welcome to dysfunctions 'r' us. you'll fit right in here.

[gLoo]

dark secrets,eh? umm... well

my very first CD was a Backstreet boys one. my second one was a rob zombie one. ;D

i watch too much oprah and i watch Days of Our Lives.

I like some musicals like Singin' in the Rain.

[kipper]

dark secrets....? Sure I've got plenty, and either I'm really sick in the head or you people just don't dig very deep.

- when I'm walking around by myself late at night and I see a mailbox with the little flag up- sometimes I like to take the mail and shred it up into little pieces of confetti as I walk along.

- I was nosing through my little brothers stuff and found a locked footlocker full of women's shoes and well worn fashion catalogs (I guess that's his secret more than mine, but it still creeps me out)

- I steal money from my own mother to buy drugs sometimes

- I felt like leaning in to kiss one of my buddies one time when we were really drunk

- I used to manage the night shift at a retail store during Xmas season. One night the only other person who showed up for work was this strung out anorexic girl. We didn't do one bit of actual work the whole 8 hour shift. Instead we sat around getting high and ended up having sex on the store manager's desk