After swallowing several capsules which you thought were pain relievers, you're told that you were given "foam animal in a capsule" capsules as a joke. The foam animals expand to twenty times their original size, causing a major intestinal obstruction. Unable to pass solid waste, you die from self-toxification.
Mine was really lame however it does mean I may of worked out a way to become immortal:
"While driving, you fail to immediately pull over for speeding when signalled by the cop car behind you. While stopped, you attempt to open your glove compartment, and the rookie cop nervously opens fire on you. You are struck several times and die on the scene."
So if I don't drive (which I can't) then I will never die!
As the unfortunate target of a serial killer, a rope is tied around your wrists, and a second rope is tied around your ankles. The ropes are tied together and hung on a hook from the ceiling, leaving you suspended facing the ground. Concrete blocks are placed onto your back until the weight becomes so great, your arms and legs are torn from your body.
While on a camping trip, you become trapped in an outhouse for days. To avoid starvation, you eat some of the waste matter floating in the toilet water. You become violently ill and die shortly thereafter.
Post by GreenFerret on Jan 26, 2006 19:13:52 GMT -5
While in a batting cage, you're struck in the chest by a baseball. You enter cardiac arrest and die within minutes.
Hahaha you're a baseball-playing gladiator! ;D
Mine is "You die of heart failure after a night of mixing pain killers and hard liquor." Kinda boring compared to some.
"Anyone who wants to know the human psyche... would be better advised to abandon exact science, put away his scholar's gown, bid farewell to his study, and wander with human heart throughout the world." -Carl Jung
During a severe storm, a tree falls onto your house, crushing and killing you.
hm... with all the trees around my house, it's not far off. to bad we have made it to the windy part of winter and are already experiencing severe winds. Been thinking about moving to the 1st floor again, the 3rd just scares me this time of year.